成人笑话|Vegetable

One day two carrots were walking down the street. They were the best of friends.

Just as they started to step off the curb^{1, a car sped around the corner and ran one of them over.}

The uninjured carrot cradled his buddy^{2, telling him over and over again that he would be OK.}

Finally, the ambulance arrived and rushed the injured carrot off to the hospital. His friend rode with him.

once at the hospital the uninjured carrot paced back and forth^{3 in the emergency room waiting to hear how his pal4 was going to be.}

After many minutes of agonized^{5 waiting, the doctor came out.}

He walked over to the distraught carrot and said I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to be OK. The bad news is that he is going to be a vegetable for the of his life.